Who wears a wallet chain?!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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