No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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