If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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