Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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