pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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