Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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