Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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