Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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