It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
