Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Come see our sink grown plant.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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