at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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