I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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