I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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