Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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