So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just high enough for therapy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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