i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think i have herpe
just one?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
as a side note pls kill me
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