His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
