she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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