You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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