all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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