god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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