do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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