How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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