so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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