4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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