Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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