Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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