they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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