ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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