you would pick up someone in the library
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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