I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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