haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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