We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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