I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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