dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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