Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
