Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just forgot I was standing up.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
