HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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