i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Sober January is a disaster.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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