Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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