Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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