ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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