Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
