He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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