I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
