Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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