Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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