does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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