I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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