i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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